February 2012
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White girl singing Bebot: beebot beebot bee-beebot beebot bee-beebot beebot...
– Cousin crysta
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ssleepingbeauty:
- fuck this stupid day
- fuck school
- fuck my face
- i need new friends
- no one takes me seriously
- i’m going to move away and become an anarchist without these bullshit educational institutions
- and away from people
Preach it.
Valentine's Day:
mystinkybutt:
Expectations:
Reality:
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this is sad. i haven’t started any of my homework and it’s 12:45 am. all i’ve done is scroll through 32 pages of foodtography! what has my life come to?
When your sibling eats the food you hid from them
You little shit
HAHAHAHA OMG YES!
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Valentine's day plans
So while all you couples out there bond, makeout, and be all lovey dovey, this girl is going to spend her day eating a nice jar of nutella and watching reruns of Dance Moms on Lifetime.
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Teenagers are so difficult.
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I love friends!
Monica: So this is it. We're really gonna adopt?
Chandler: Yup...
Monica: Oh my gosh we're gonna be parents!
Chandler: We're gonna be great parents.
Monica: And it can be soon. I mean think about it, *both walk to window* right now, somewhere out there, our baby could be being conceived.
Chandler: Wait! If we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet....we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking.
*both hug it out*
LOL WTF.
January 2012
39 posts
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I just needa man
nonsenseapplied:
so then I dont have to obsess over a fucking british band.
Me: Oh, I'm such a good child. I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs. I don't sneak out to go partying. My grades are quite good. when I compare myself to those in my class..wow, I'm almost a role model. My parents must be so proud of me!
Mum: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!