March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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I don’t understand why I can’t drive until I turn 18 when my dad started driving at the age of 12. What the heck -.-
February 2012
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White girl singing Bebot: beebot beebot bee-beebot beebot bee-beebot beebot...
– Cousin crysta
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ssleepingbeauty:
- fuck this stupid day
- fuck school
- fuck my face
- i need new friends
- no one takes me seriously
- i’m going to move away and become an anarchist without these bullshit educational institutions
- and away from people
Preach it.
Valentine's Day:
mystinkybutt:
Expectations:
Reality:
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this is sad. i haven’t started any of my homework and it’s 12:45 am. all i’ve done is scroll through 32 pages of foodtography! what has my life come to?
When your sibling eats the food you hid from them
You little shit
HAHAHAHA OMG YES!
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Valentine's day plans
So while all you couples out there bond, makeout, and be all lovey dovey, this girl is going to spend her day eating a nice jar of nutella and watching reruns of Dance Moms on Lifetime.
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Teenagers are so difficult.
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I love friends!
Monica: So this is it. We're really gonna adopt?
Chandler: Yup...
Monica: Oh my gosh we're gonna be parents!
Chandler: We're gonna be great parents.
Monica: And it can be soon. I mean think about it, *both walk to window* right now, somewhere out there, our baby could be being conceived.
Chandler: Wait! If we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet....we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking.
*both hug it out*
LOL WTF.