March 2012
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Mar 1st
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I don’t understand why I can’t drive until I turn 18 when my dad started driving at the age of 12. What the heck -.-
Mar 1st
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February 2012
49 posts
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 18th
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“White girl singing Bebot: beebot beebot bee-beebot beebot bee-beebot beebot...”
– Cousin crysta
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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ssleepingbeauty: - fuck this stupid day - fuck school - fuck my face - i need new friends - no one takes me seriously - i’m going to move away and become an anarchist without these bullshit educational institutions - and away from people Preach it.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Valentine's Day:
mystinkybutt: Expectations: Reality:
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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this is sad. i haven’t started any of my homework and it’s 12:45 am. all i’ve done is scroll through 32 pages of foodtography! what has my life come to? 
Feb 9th
Feb 9th
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When your sibling eats the food you hid from them
You little shit HAHAHAHA OMG YES!
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Valentine's day plans
So while all you couples out there bond, makeout, and be all lovey dovey, this girl is going to spend her day eating a nice jar of nutella and watching reruns of Dance Moms on Lifetime.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Teenagers are so difficult.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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I love friends!
Monica: So this is it. We're really gonna adopt?
Chandler: Yup...
Monica: Oh my gosh we're gonna be parents!
Chandler: We're gonna be great parents.
Monica: And it can be soon. I mean think about it, *both walk to window* right now, somewhere out there, our baby could be being conceived.
Chandler: Wait! If we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet....we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking.
*both hug it out*
LOL WTF.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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